Top 5 Reasons Computers Must Be Female

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Top 5 Reasons Computers Must Be Female

Post by ar » May 25, 2007 Views: 1674

Top 5 Reasons Computers Must Be Female:

5. No one but their creator understands their logic.

4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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Post by browncharlie » May 17, 2011

ture liked it. special the native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

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