SOME FUNNY SHAYARI

[moonjee06]

bakra

LOVER BOY (standing at platform) : Yeh din, mahine, saal gujar jayenge mere yaar....... Jeena hai sirf mere liye is baat ka rakhna khayal.......!


GIRLFRIEND (irritated) : jab tak hai dil ko tera khayal... aur mera wallet hai malamaal.... yeh din, mahine aur saal toh U gujar jayenge mere yaar....!
par agar jeb ka bura hua haal... ya phir baap ne suja diya mera gaal...., toh majboori me karna padega, koi aur BAKRA halaal....!

Gadha yaar

Pahla gadha yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo,
vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra gadha tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
Pahla gadha kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.
vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki,
teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.
bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo




Tabiyat thodi kharab

Wife > aaj to aap doctor ke paas janewala tha na?,
banta > nahi! aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal jaaunga….

MAD Aashiq

AASHIQ (expressing his love): Is madbhari shyaam me tere hathon ko chumna hai.... tere aanchal ko sawarkar julfon se khelna hai... saanso me utarkar dhadkan me samana hai...

LADKI (her lover) : kya kambakht yeh paagal jamana hai... har kisiko aajkal majnoo ban jana hai... jo bhi karna hai jaldi kar thodi der me mere boyfriend ko aana hai....!