Chew gum and begum

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What is the different between chew gum and begum?

Both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.

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Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!

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Oye sardar ji your friend is kissing your wife in your house

Sardar ji ran towards home and came back saying: oye khotia aiwaen chakkar pawaya,

He is not my friend. :p

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Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.

Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.

Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.

Plane's Pilot: if i drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy.