funny sms SMS

[moonjee06]

Its been a rough day.I got up this

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom


I'm a killer, i kill people for money

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!


If your a Vegetarian to be nice

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food


Birdy birdy in the sky dropped

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!


Last night I lay in my bed

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof


First the engagement ring, then t

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering


what happend 2 ur mobile?

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.


what happend 2 ur mobile?

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.


Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!


If ur world is spining Round & Round."

"If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...