1) Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,to har exam ke pahle
premium bharwa deta.Pass hota to thik,wrna ins. claim karwa leta.
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2) Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-Ap meri sharab chudva sakte ho? Doc-Ha kyu
nahi. Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pl chudva
do.
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3) Sardar went to a restaurant have d food, and cms bck,
no joke today , give them respect atleast on saturday
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4) 3 sardars were caught 4 raping a girl.They were called 4
identification parade.When d girl arrives,all SARDARS shout together "YEHI THI
WOH"
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5) Sardar was writing the passive voice of 'I MADE A MISTAKE' Guess
what did he write?? . ' I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE ! '
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6) Na Msg Na Phone, Na Picture Na Tone,Jab Number Diya Tha To Kehte The
Roz Karenge PHONE, Ab Kehte Ho-HUM AAPKE HAI KAUN-?
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7) Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,swarg jaisa aagosh aaya.
Kambakhat uske bhaai ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.
Wah wah...
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Cool Frndship is a 'GIVE' & 'TAKE' relationship... I hope u agree with
this saying. So.................. 'GIVE' me a treat & 'TAKE' me 2 a
movie.
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9) Ishq mein yeh anjam paya hai, hath pair tute, muh se khoon aya hai.
Aspatal pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaya hai "Bahaaro phool barsao mera
mehboob aya
hai....
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10) SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,
SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai.
Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai.
