Ever largest collection of sms - VI

[cuterimza]

1) Jabse tumhe jana hai,
jabse tumhe paya hai,
hr dua me bas tumhara nam smaya hai,
taki puch saku khuda se,
e khuda....Ye kaun sa

CARTOON

banaya hai.





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2) jis TRAIN me
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LADKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?


socho




its simple yaar.




"MAAL GADI".





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3) 2 SARDAR bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye, phir bhi bank loot
liya.. Kaise?






kyu ki manager bhi SARDAR tha. bola gun kal dikha jana..





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4) BEWARE OF MARRIAGE
Life b4 marriage is AIRTEL-u can 'Express Urself'. After marrige is
RELIANCE-'Always Get In Touch'. After honeymoon is HUTCH- Wherever u go
ur partner
Follows U. But after 10 yrs. life is BSNL-'Subscriber Is Not
Reachable.....





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5) E dost tu jitni achi nibhata hai yaari, uski mujhe puri hai
jaankari. To phir dikha apni dildari aur bhej itne msg ki aane na paye meri
bari..





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6) Ques : Bharat ka sabse bada pralaY ka din kaun sa hoga? Ans : Jis
din rakhi ----*---- Aur frndship daY ----!!---- ek saath padega.
Smile





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7) Pls send me one good night. Really I cant sleep without ur good
night. I dont know how this happened to me.If u dont have good night
atleast mortein or all
out.. Gud Nite!





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Cool This is a Warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink!..
One day, U will lose all your friends; They will all die and you'll b
left alone!





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9) STUDENTS ANTHEM-hum honge pass pass, hum honge pass pass,honge pass
pass 1 din,OHHO,likhte hain bakwaas,lekin univrsity pe hai vishwas,hum
honge pass pass
aman





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10) Chubby cheeks, dimple chin, blacky lips,rosy tongue.......Actually
iam pointing out the similarities b/n u and hutch dog.every thing is
matching. R u
twins???

[cuterimza]

1) Wat words starts with'S' n ends with'X'. It has a lot of ups n down
movements
.
?
?
?
?
.
.
.
?
?
?
?
?
I know wat u r thinking perfect.

it's SENSEX.





2) SITUATIONAL MSG -
''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..."
















boley to....
sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta"





3) U r sweet as
chocolat,mitha
as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har buri
nazar se bachay,kahi mere chipchipe Dost ko chiti na kha jaye..





4) Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs
Sachin asks him"It's not a 50 or 100".

Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance of scoring 35.





5) If a scientist makes a mistake it is a new invention,tailor makes a
mistake it's a new fashion,but if a couple makes a mistake,it's a new
generation.




6) When i was young i used 2 pray 4 a bike, then i realised that god
doesn't work that way, so i stole a bike & prayed 4 forgiveness.






7) Taxi driver to a Marwadi
passenger : "Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu.?"
Marwadi : "Haraamkhor, pehle meter band kar..




Cool Ek greeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi thi.
Pandit: Kaho,"Main apna sab kuch apni patni ko dene ki sapath leta
hun."
Piche se aawaj aai,"Lo bechare ki cycle bhi gai."





9) Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha
ja sakta hai

BCA:6 mnths
MEDICAL:2 mnths
MBA:1 month
BCOM:Exam kab hai?





10) Wo bole "mehfil mei kahin hamare joote kho gaye ab hum ghar kaise
jayege",
Hamne kaha"aap shayari shuru kar dijiye itne aayege k count nahi kiye
jayege."

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