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Post by ar » May 22, 2007 Views: 1302

RESUME: (BAHEEKHAATA)

Name:
Pakya Bhai Supariwala (IZZAT SE NAAM LENEEY KA , KYA)

Visible mark :
Black Eye Strap on left eye ,
24 Gupteey marks on various positions of body
8 teeths missings during action

Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime
Implementation Analyst
(CIA)

Education:
MS (Criminal Sciences)
Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the
Unlawful(VPISU),August
1996.
(MLTT) Masters in Ludkana, Tapkana Technology

Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like
Alcatraz with minimal efforts"
BS (Crime Technology)
Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

Coursework:
Cop Psychology,
Plastic Explosives Technology,
Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory,
International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking,
Object Oriented Crime Design
Pandu Pattanaa Policy (PPP)

Work Experience:
* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna,Aug 1990-Aug
1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange,
Strawberry and
mint
flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan
Associates,Bombay,June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many
supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made
hafta collections

Honors:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child
prodigies in
crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum)
student chapter

References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof.,Tihar Jail, New
Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New
Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
Aap Ka bhai

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