Nice Jokes......E-mail To Wife

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E-mail To Wife

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

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Singh IS KING


Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR



Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.



After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?



One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!



Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.



When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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"wife" KO "begum" KYUN KAHTE HAI

WIFE KO BEGUM KYUN KAHTE HAI ?..................
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SHADI KE BAAD SAARE "GUM" HUSBAND KE HISSE MEIN AATE HAI AUR WIFE BE "GUM" hO JAATI HAI :

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try to answer it..

Try to answer if u can......... based on minimum no of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In a Historic match between India and England, he served as a captain.....

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Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match....

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Clue no: 3 - He was also the Opening batsman in that match....

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Clue no: 4 - He is the one who bowled the last ball of his innings....

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Clue no: 5 - He was the one who faced the last ball of the innings....

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Still u didn't get it...... oops.....

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Clue no: 6 - He took the last wicket of the innings.....

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Clue no: 7 - He was the man of match in that particular match....

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Okay at least after this easy one

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Clue no: 8 - He won the match for his team by hitting a six in the last ball........ Who is HE???

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Not found yet?

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Okay here is the answer

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..........It is..........

Aamir Khan in Lagaan

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Why Worry??

There are only two things to worry about:

Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is noting to worry about:

But, if you are sick there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you will get well, or whether you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about;

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about;
Whether you go to heaven, or hell.

If you go to heaven there is noting to worry about;

And if you go to hell you’ll be so busy shaking hands with old friends,
you wont have time to worry.

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LIFE MARRIAGE

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possiblye repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

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Real Good Explanations

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "


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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."


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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me" - That's Telemarketing. .."


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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you
"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "


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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."


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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."


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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."


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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."


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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

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nice jokes

thanks