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Definition of a kiss

Post by moonjee06 » Feb 19, 2009 Views: 1578

Definition of a kiss





Prof .of Economics



Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.




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Prof. Of Accountancy



Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.




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Prof. Of Algebra



Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.




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Prof. Of Geometry



Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.




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Prof. Of Physics



Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.




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Prof. Of Chemistry



Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.




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Prof. Of Zoology



Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.




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Prof. Of Physiology



Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.




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Prof. Of Dentistry



Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.




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Prof. Of Philosophy



Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.




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Prof. Of English



Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.




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Prof. Of Architecture



Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects




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Prof. Of Comp.Science



What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable




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Post by sunny » Feb 21, 2009

hmm...brilliant info!!!

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Post by lovedesire » Feb 22, 2009

I will try all
:D :D :D
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by Rizwan » Nov 26, 2010

wao nice
Love Is Just A Word,
Until Someone Comes Alone,
And Gives It Meaning.


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Post by Cyra » Nov 30, 2010

i am economist.
so nice definition for me

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Post by FARHANALI2010 » Nov 30, 2010

ECNOMIST WRONG
SUPPLY BHE BHT HY :) :) :)

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Post by arslan » Nov 30, 2010

Prof. Of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Oh I Am Architect..So this Is Nice Definition
"I haven't stop loving you,
it's just my heart has learned to live
without your love."

SUNNY

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