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~~Mathematical joke~~

Post by Cyra » Nov 12, 2010 Views: 11061

Newton's Wife To Newton:
How M I Looking?

Newton: Tan c/sin c

wife: Huh?

Newton:
tan c/sin c=(sin c/cos c)/sin c
=1/cos c
=sec c..!

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Post by chandoo » Nov 12, 2010

my math is poor, didn't get this joke. :(

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Post by arslan » Nov 12, 2010

chandoo wrote:my math is poor, didn't get this joke. :(
Aray Ye To teto ko Bhi Samajh nahin Aya Jani...Copy Paste Mara ha.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
"I haven't stop loving you,
it's just my heart has learned to live
without your love."

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Post by Cyra » Nov 12, 2010

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Post by Cyra » Nov 12, 2010

chandoo wrote:my math is poor, didn't get this joke. :(
tan c and sin c are trigonometric functions.
while tan=sin/cos.
c is angle.
by cancellation we get 1/cos c.
and 1/cos c equals sec c.

pronunciation of sec c is sexy.

hope now you can enjoy the joke. :)

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Post by arslan » Nov 12, 2010

teto wrote:
chandoo wrote:my math is poor, didn't get this joke. :(
tan c and sin c are trigonometric functions.
while tan=sin/cos.
c is angle.
by cancellation we get 1/cos c.
and 1/cos c equals sec c.

pronunciation of sec c is sexy.

hope now you can enjoy the joke. :)


oooooooooooo La La La
"I haven't stop loving you,
it's just my heart has learned to live
without your love."

SUNNY

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Post by Cyra » Nov 12, 2010

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Post by arslan » Nov 12, 2010

teto wrote:
arslan wrote:

oooooooooooo La La La
smj ab b nahe i ho ge???
Sachi Yaar Waqi Nahin I..
"I haven't stop loving you,
it's just my heart has learned to live
without your love."

SUNNY

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Post by Faridi » Nov 12, 2010

another part of the joke
Newton's To Newton Wife
How M I Looking?

Newton Wife : Same as you are saying
because am to poor in maths :twisted: :twisted:

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