Girls vs Boys Fight Sms Collection

Sms Collection On Different Topics E.g. (Friendship, Love, New Year, Eid, Etc..)
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Girls vs Boys Fight Sms Collection

Post by Rizwan » Oct 14, 2010 Views: 21022

Girls vs Boys Fight Sms Collection

Funny SMS Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?


Love sms Who receives messages from me

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!


Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT

1. I miss u.
2. Main jhoot nhi bolti.
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon.
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.(Dis line iz 100% true)
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.
7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.
8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.
9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.
10.Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina.
Send to all boys


Heart Attacks / English Funny Quotes

Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
.
But Paying the Bill does. face-smile.png


Mobile Bana Hai

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.
.
Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.
MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.
Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.
12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.
Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan.
Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.
Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.
Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.
Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN.


Mehangai Hai

=>Larka :
Dil Ruba
.
Larki : Balance bhejwa
.
Larka : Paise Nahi
.
Larki : Kaise Nahi
.
Larka : Mehangai Hai
.
Larki :
Phir aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hai.


Badla 1 Foji ki Girlfriend

"BADLA"
.
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
"Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do"
.
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
.
'Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:


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Post by dua » Oct 14, 2010

nice :)

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Post by Cyra » Oct 14, 2010

true


Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT

1. I miss u.
2. Main jhoot nhi bolti.
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon.
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.(Dis line iz 100% true)
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.
7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.
8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.
9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.
10.Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina.





Heart Attacks / English Funny Quotes

Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
.
.
.
.
Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
.
But Paying the Bill does.

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