Pathan SMS - Funny Sms Of Pathan
khan started dancingDoctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.
Khan started dancing,
Doctor: Why are you dancing?
Khan: No tension about tumor,
I am happy to know that I have brain.
5 rupe ka sawaal
This is “GHURBATâ€
FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?
Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO
Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai
Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha..
zindagi ki race me bhaago
zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye
hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k
tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,
phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-
pathan proudly says
Teacher to Pathan:
Where were you born?
Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA.
Teacher: spelling?
Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P.
pathan doobte doobte
Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya…
Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi..
usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola:
Ja tu to apni jan bacha le …..
Logical Answer By Pathan
Logical Answer By Pathan
Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy?
Pathan: Bhai Behn ka
Techer: Wo ksy?
Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.
looking for expiry date
Ek pathan kafi dair se apna
“NIKAH NAMA†dekh raha tha,
wife ne tung aa kar pocha:
kia dekh rhe ho?
Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATEâ€
