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Did You Ever Consider DivorceA couple were being interviewed
on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.
They were asked “In all that time,
did you ever consider divorce?â€
“Oh, no, not divorce,†one said.
“Murder sometimes but never divorce.â€
Slow But Sure
So Many OPTIONS
-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING
-JUMP FROM BUILDING
-LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS
But People Choose
†MARRIAGE “:-DSLOW But SURE
By all means marry
By all means marry;
if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
PREM KAHANI
Wo b din thy dil kehta tha
U ARE ONLY MINE.
Sara sara din karte thy ik dooje ko JOIN..
Phir Hoye Nikah-naame pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.
Kuch arsa laga hamein k EVERY THING IS FINE.
Phir apni is prem kahani mei aya DECLINE.
Ab wo muje JIN kehti hy aur mAin usko DYNE..
Everyone wonders why
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Stages of marriage
Three stages of marriage :
1st: Mad for each other,
2nd: Made for each other,
3rd: Mad because of each other.
Shaadi nahi aasaan
shaadi nahi aasaan bas itna samaj li jiye faraz
ek fernail ki goli hai aur choostey jana hai.
She is born perfect
Practice makes man perfect.
Then what about woman?
?
?
Any guesses?
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.
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She is born perfect. !:-)
Interesting Facts of Marriage
Interesting Facts of Marriage. . .
Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)
Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)
Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)
Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.
