New Funny Sms Collection
1-Teen Habshi ja rahe the
Un kay Pass Aik parry I
parry Nay kaha Tum Teno Aik Aik Khuwaishain Batao
1st Nay Kaha Mujhay Kalay Se Gora Bnado Wo Gora Ho Gaya
2nd Nay kaha Mujhay Bhi kalay Se Gora Bnado Wo Bhi Gora Ho Gaya
3rd Hansnay laga Aur Bola In Dono Ko Kala Banado.
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2-teacher:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
sttdnnt:
mere mamoo k ghar se!
teacher:
who kese?
studant:
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
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3-Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.
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4-1 Girl:
Muje to esa Larka Chayehi jo.
Naik
Handsum
Inteligent
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
ho.
2nd Girl. Shut up.
"Rizwan" Sirf Mera he...
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5-Aik Phatan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
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