Funny SMS Collection Of 2010
1- Pathan:"Hum Se Shadi Karo Tum Ko Sawab Milay Ga,
"Larki:
"Woh Kesay?
Pathan:
"Hamari Shadi hogi Bacha Hoga, Or Us Ka Naam Sawab khan Hoga..
2- Larka:
Mujh Se Friendship Karo Gi?
Larki:
Najim Meray Ammi Abu Ne Ijazat Nahin Di Hoi,
Larka:
Kia Baat Ki Ha, jesay Mera Mummy Papa Ne To Membership De Rakhi Ha.
3- Ik Larki Tailor ki Shop pe Gai Or boli,
Kiya Yahan Galay Miltay Hain?
Tailor Sharmatay Hoye,
Wesay To Nahin Miltay Per Ap Kehti Hain To Mil Letay Hain.
4- Aik Aadmi Adhi Raat Ko Apni BV Ko Jaga Kar Bola,
Sisak sisak K Marna Acha Hota Ha Ya Aik Dam?
BV, Aik Dam..
Aadmi, To Apni dosri Taang Bhi Meray Ooper Rakh Do..
5- Dukandar Pathan Se:
Lala Tum Har Roz Mobile Ka Battery Kion Letay Ho?
Pathan:
Khocha Har Roz Screen Pe Likha A Jata Ha,
Battery Lo" Battery Lo"..[/size]
