Ever largest collection of sms - X

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1) Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar?
Hubby:No, I really can't,I definitely remember that I took my shirt off.





2) Nxt gen Child wil sing in school:
Twinkle twinkle litle star,
I just went 2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high,
So drink a beer wth chiken fry. . Smile Smile Smile






3) Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone
karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...







4) A Basanti naach
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Mast nachti hai na. Actualy,
Ye SHOLAY part 2 ki hey, jo kutto KE SAMNE B nachti hai.







5) Tum pas aay...yu muskuraye...apne 32 dant aise dikhaye... Dekh kar
mera dil... phoot phoot kar rota hai...kya yaar tumse... brush bhi thik
se nahi hota hai.






6) Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke Andar se Aawaz Aayee Mafi
Chahte Hain Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai. Error
: No HARDWARE!






7) U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN
Raseela as:RASGULLA
Cool as:ICE CREAM
Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha
jai.






Cool Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8
night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not
needed.






9) Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard
nahi hota.Tango k beech m laat maro,Jise dard nahi hota,Wo mard nahi
hota....






10) Agar
NAGIN NAG
ko kiss karegi
to NAG kaunsa gana gayega?



Socho socho..







"Zehar hai
ke pyar hai
tera chumma."



Fisssss..Sssssss

[cuterimza]

1) Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives
us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best....Gud morning..
Gud Day & Gud
Luck!






2) Since ur eyes are looking tired,

Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams.


Sweet dreamz...
Gudnite to u dear.






3) An early morning greeting doesn't only mean "good morning", it has a
silent message saying " u r my first thought at start of the day
".Take care n gud
MORNg






4) Cheat and love But dont love and cheat...
Think and love But dont love and think..
Break the heart and love But dont love and then break the Heart.....






5) For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care, For all d times u r
there. U r special and beyond compare. I just wanna say TAKE CARE..






6) If u wer 2 chek my cellfone 1day,u'll realise dat urs will b d 1
&only name dat appears in my inbox, sent mgs & dialed nos folder. Cos
anything associated
with u, is just too precious 2 be deleted away






7) I can't give SOLUTIONS to all of life's problems, but i can listen
to u, &together we'll search for an ANSWER... I can't keep u'r FEET from
stumbling, i can
only offer my hand that u may grasp it &not FALL... I can't keep u'r
HEART from breaking or hurting, but i can cry wid u & help u SMILE again.
I can't PROMISE
ur HAPPINESS ALWAYS...but..I can only SHARE wid u what life offers me &
be ur love forevr






Cool A sms means I care enough to flex my thumb, search ur name, wait for
"message sent", then think of you, smile & say,
"U are special!"......






9) A lifetym thought
"alwz try ur best 2 get watever u luv."

otherwise...
U wil b forced 2 luv watever u get..
*THINK BOUT DIS THOUGHT DEEPLY*





10) Love is not winning someone but loosing urself to someone,when you
are loved by some1 it's not due to your excellence of mind but due to
purity of ur heart.