Women's behaviour....

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Women's behaviour....

Post by mir55 » May 07, 2010 Views: 2821

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He also refused to kill his wife. He was also told to take his wife and go home.


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. Then they heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

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Post by bebo » May 08, 2010

:oops: :oops: :oops:

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Post by srabon » May 08, 2010

hahahahahahahaa

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Post by sharoz khan » May 08, 2010

haha

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Post by ujala » May 08, 2010

:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: + :)

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Post by mir55 » May 08, 2010

bebo wrote::oops: :oops: :oops:
:D :lol: :lol:

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Post by Cyra » Jul 28, 2010

hahahaha

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