Lot,s Of Laughter 2
###Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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“I made a mistakeâ€
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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistakeâ€
###One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
###1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.
###Once a maths teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maham
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.
