Take Some Fun
***Three method to catch a Tiger
1.NEWTON’S METHOD:
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger
2.EINSTIEN’S METHOD:
Chase the Tiger until it becomes tired. Then catch it.
3.PAKISTAN POLICE METHOD:
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it’s a Tiger;-)
***jeet k bhi haar gaya me pyar ki baazi yaaro,
me uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO.
wo guzar gai paas se nazar tak na milai,
bcz i was in CHING-CHI she was in PIJAR0.
***A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.
***Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.
