Have Some Fun
Twins Lang. PoetryYaad-E-Mazi Azab Hai Ya Rab,
Cheen Ley Mujh Se Hafzah Mera,
My Mind Is Full Of Database,
Oh God Make Me A Mental Case,
About The Jutt
Once There Was A Jutt,
He Was Cutting The Kapaas,
He Saw A Wadda Sar Naang,
He Began To Cry, Bachao Bachao,
I Am Maaring,
Then His Pioo, Take A Sota & Kill The Naang,
When O Gaye Qareeb, They Saw Not A Naang,
That Was A Kala Rassa,
Moral:
All The Jutts Are Aqloon Chatt:lol:
Sardar Traveling
Sardar Traveling 1st Time In The plane, Going To Bombay,
While Its Landing,
He Shouted Bombay Bombay,
Air Hostess:
Be Silent....
Sardar:
"Okay"...Ombay Ombay..
Wife's Name In Mobile.
Shadi Kay Pehlay Din Husband Kay Mobile Main Wife ka Name,
MY SWEET WIFE Likha Hoa Tha.
Aik Month Baad....MY WIFE.
Aik Saal Baad......HOME.
2 Saal Baad.........HITLER.
4 Saal Baad.........WRONG NUMBER.
What IS Your Future......
