Best New Funy Sms(2008)

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Best New Funy Sms(2008)

Wife - ek baat boloon? par maarna nahi..
Hsbnd-bolo
Wife - i m pregnant
Hsbnd- its gud news, darkyon rahi thi?
Wife- shadi ke pahle papa ko batayatha,
bari maar pari thi..

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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling onthe wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to singa song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song,RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
felldown from the wall !!!... WHY ???



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coz, they allstarted clapping !!!!

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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level of
the pond increases. How?



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A- The other 9 fish are crying.................

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PUPIL, :Would You Punish Me For Some Things I Didn;tDo?
TEACHER: Of Cource Not,,
PUPIL:Good,Becauce IHaven,t Done My Homework.

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AISI KON SI CHEEZ HAI JO WOMAN MAIN AAGE HOTI HAI AURCOW MAIN PEECHE HITIHAI
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WOMAN=W
COW=W

HARWAQT GALAT MAT SOCHA KARO
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Ohmneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Napaper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.