Father replies, :"O.K, son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."
Well, several months passed and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room neat and the yard is always clean. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."
Son says, "But, dad, Jesus too had long hairs."
Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."