Ever largest collection of sms - III

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1) Thak gaye hum unka Intzaar karte karte. Roye Hazaar baar khudse
takraar karte karte. Do lafz unki zuba se na nikle aur Tut gaye hum ektarfa
pyar karte
karte...





2) Muskarate hai to bijliya gira dete hai.0baat karte hai to diwana
bana dete hai. husan walo ki nazar kam nahi kayamat se aag pani mein wo
nazro se laga dete
hai.






3) Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara, thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam
humaara. Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao, khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din
tumaara.
Good Morning...






4) Juda rehkar bi woh satane se baz nahi ate, Dur rehkar bi wo dil
jalane se baz nahi ate, Hum to bhulna chate hai unko, Magar wo khwabo me
ane se bi baz nahi
ate.






5) Teri hi tarah hamen yaad aanewala ho
Tere siva bhi koi to satanewala ho
Har ek subah yehi dil mein hoonk uthti hai
Hamen bhi naaz se koi jaganewala ho






6) Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hamme bana jate hai,
har khata ki saza vo hamme suna jate hai;
hum har bar khamosh reh jate hai,
kyon ki har bar vo dost hone ka haq jata jate hai






7) Mout ki gaadi me jis din sona hoga. Na koi takiya hoga na koi
bichona hoga. Saath hongi aap jaise DOSTON ki meethi yaaden. Aur shamshan ka
ek chota sa kona
hoga.






Cool Sirf isharo me hoti mohabbat agar, in alfazo ko khubsurati kaun
deta, bus patthar banke reh jata tajmahal, use ishq ki pehchan kaun
deta...!






9) Vade karte hain, kasme khate hai, phir bhi na jane kyu log saath
chod jate hai, hame to taklif hoti hai phul todne mein bhi, na jane log
dil kaise tod jate
hai.?






10) Ae khuda aaj nazron ko kuch aisi beenai de, jidhar dekhu udhar vo
hi dikhai de,kash aisi meharbaniya ho aaj hawa me, ki usko pukaru aur
usi ko sunai de..

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Why People get Jealous with U?
U r Intelligent, O no
U r Beautiful, Na Na
Ur Eyes r Beautiful, O nai Oye
Ok
Mai bataon kyun?
Bcoz..
I'm Ur FRIEND... Wink



"MAAFi NAMA"

Agar
Mere
Sms
Se
Aap
Pareshan
Ya
Ghussa
Ho
To
Bila
Jhijak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
Kachre
K
Dabbe
Me
Phaink
Do!
Na
Rahega
Phone?
Na
Bajegi
MSG TONE Wink





Ek Silaah
(Take care)

Ek Request
(Bhool nhi jana)

Ek Tamanna
(Hamesha Khush raho

Ek Jhoot
(I Hate U)

Ek Such
(I Miss U)

Ek DUA
(GOD BLESS U)





Mohabat Karo Ibadat k sath
Pyar karo Sachai k sath
Dosti karo Dianat k sath
Sms parh lia!!
Chalo Ab Reply karo Sharafat k sath...!!!





Today I was cooking chicken When i Cut Hara Dhania Guess wat happened?
.
.
.
.
.
Chicken start Dancing & Singing "Hum pe ye kisne Hara Rang dala Mar dala ALLAH Mar dala"






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Any Guessess
what it is???
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No??
:
:
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These r the Screws which have Fallen from ur brain....
Kindly fix them.






In the Night Stand Near the Window,
Look at the Sky there wil b Two Stars Twinkling Brightly,
U know what they are?
They are my hands praying 4 u.
GOD BLESS U.






If U have a Talent, And U have the Skill,
And U want to do, Something for Others

Then don't Waste ur Time, & Join
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS" as a Joker





What is Common Between a MAULVI & A MURGHA?
1. Both start with M
2. Both hav covered heads
3. Both give AAZAN
4. Both go CRAZY when they see a Murghi! Wink





A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.







Easiet way to die
1. Have sigrate daily u'll die 10 yrs early.
2. Have a Drink daily u'll die 30 yrs early
3. But Love some 1 Truely u'll Die daily