Ever largest collection of sms - II

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1) Kyun tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho..keh kar ke dil
doge humari jaan lete ho.pata hai nahi rakh sakte hum apni dhadkano pe
kaabu phir kyun
humari mohabbat ka imtehan lete ho..


2) Dil unke liye he machalta hai..thokar khata hai or sambhalta
hai..kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja..dil mera hai per unke liye
dhadkta hai..



3) Dil ke bazar mein dolat nahi dekhi jati.Pyar ho jaye to surat nahi
dekhi jati. Ek hi surat par luta do sab kuch, mil jaye cheej to keemat
nahi dekhi jati.




4) A FRIEND is like a Pitara.. in which we can store our Vichar
Dhara..! When the life becomes Khatara.. Then only FRIEND is great Sahara..!
Smile



5) Mohbat karne wale ko deewana keh diya, mohbat me jalne wale ko
parwana keh diya, dafna diya mohbat ko pathar ke niche, aur logo ne use
TAJMEHAL keh diya...




6) Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,dil na chah kar bhi khamosh reh
jata hai,koi sab kuch keh kar pyar jatata hai,toh koi kuch na keh kar
pyar nibhata hai!


7) Apni sason ki ragini ki, damini se kaho,Bolti sason se jug roshan ho
jata hai,Badan ki tutan aur katilana aungdayee,En tufanon mei, such
kahin chupp jata
hai.



Cool In ankho mai aansu aye na hote agar woh pichhe mudkar muskarye na
hote, unke jane Ke bad ye dil rota hai, kash woh jindagi main aye hi na
hote!



9) Meri ankho me mat dekh tuje apna bna lenge. Na dil k kareeb aa tuje
mohbat sikha denge. Gehra hai tujse rishta itna k khwabo me aye to teri
neende chura
lenge




10) Jab khiyal kiya to khiyal bhi tera aya, Jab ankhe band ki to
khwab bhi tera aya,
Socha yad karlu us khuda ko,Magar honth khule to naam bhi tera aya.

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1) Three Dreams of a Man:-
1) To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2) To be as rich as his child believes.
3) To have as many women as his wife suspects.






2) Always remember : When SHE cancels a date it is because she "HAS TO"
and when HE cancels a date, it is because he "HAS TWO'' ...






3) Sawal: patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?

Jawab: taki pati ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane wali hai.






4) PAGAL ki
3 NISHANIYA -
1 - Hamesha
free sms padta
rahega.
2 - Mbl incoming pe lambi baat karega.
3 - niche mat padna




Jis baat ke liye mana karo wohi karenge






5) People spnd Rs.80,000 on Paints & say "GHAR RANGEEN DIKHTA HAI.."
AREY Salon... 80 rupiye ka 1 QUARTER Piyo sara JAHAAN RANGEEN dikhega.






6) A Sardarji & his son saw a lawn tennis match.Aftr d match sardar
asked: What did u learn 4m d game?Sardar's son: Love-1 Love-all.






7) I have changed my old number. My new number is ..



7


Confused?














I have change my CHAPPAL NUMBER..







Cool Subah teri-sham meri hodin tera-raat meri ho, hasi teri-udasi meri
ho, aur jab maut Aaye to dost kabar teri or usme LAASH-A hello...TERI hi
ho! meri kyun ho?






9) After marriage media asks AIshwarya, what is ur opinion, who is more
sexy ?

AMITABH
or
Abhishek..?




Aishwarya says,
.
.
.
.
.
Amar Singh






10) Tuje suraj kahu par usme aag hai,tuje chand kahu par usme dag
hai,Tuje git kahu par usme raag hai,tuje bandar kahu par kambakt usme bhi
dimag hai!