PATHAN JI.......
Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:
"Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai
Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?"
Pathan Ne Neeche Likh Diya:
"Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai"
2#:Bahar Kutta Khara Hai
1 Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha:
Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho?
Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun
Wife: To jao na.
Pathan: Kaise jaon, Bahar Kutta Khara Hai.
3#: Camera Wala Bakra
Pathan: O Yara! Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai?
Aadmi: 28000 Ka.
Pathan Hairaan Ho Kar:
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Camera Wala Hai?
#4: Karhai Nahi Karwani
Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse: 3000
Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
Karhai Nahi Karwani.
5# : Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla
Ek Pathan Bandooq Le Kar Machchli Ka Shikaar Karny Jungle Main Gaya.
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Jao Rey Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla,
Joke To Uppar He Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.
6#: Pathan Job K Liye London
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi.