Some Love Stuff that you will love

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Some Love Stuff that you will love


A soldier serving overseas and far from home was
annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off
their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the
unwanted photographs of women that he could find,
bundled them all together and sent them to her
with a note stating the following:
''Regret cannot remember which one is you ...
please keep your photo and return the others.''

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Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool - nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love,
Mary. *b
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.


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A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their
35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to
congratulate them and grant them each one wish.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her
wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.

Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.

He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me."

So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.


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An English professor wrote the words,
"A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard
and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."