Parrot for sale

[abdurrehman]

Parrot for sale






A man went to an auction and bid on a parrot.

He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher. Finally, he won the bid.

As he was paying, he said to the Auctioneer, "I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk."

"Don't worry", said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"



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A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!

Why WALMART???

<>HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!



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Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.

Girl Friend: What is this?

Sardarji: O ji, I'm falling in love!



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