Its Time To Ask Some Question To Your Friends (Shoot Now)

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Its Time To Ask Some Question To Your Friends (Shoot Now)

Post by chandoo » Mar 20, 2008 Views: 2749

Q: What's the difference between good & bad girls?
A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot and bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!



Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.



Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A: A Moti-vaiting.



Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

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