Newton's laws of LOVE ( REAS AND FORWARD )

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Newton's laws of LOVE ( REAS AND FORWARD )

Post by awais » Sep 15, 2009 Views: 705

First law:

A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in
love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any
external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks
the legs of the boy.


Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to his bank balance.


Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.


Universal law:


Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred
from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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Post by ujala » Sep 15, 2009

ha ha ha

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Post by Sawera » Sep 15, 2009

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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