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Sms Collection On Different Topics E.g. (Friendship, Love, New Year, Eid, Etc..)
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Ouch!

Post by moonjee06 » Mar 12, 2009 Views: 1464

Ouch!







Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! We'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .

Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another......... WEDDING RING

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The Top 5 answ. Given by girls in India wen a boy prpose.

1)No

2)R u mad

3)i alwys looked u like a gud frnd

4)i dnt belive in love

5)Sorry i love sm1

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A Toilet is like a committee meeting.

People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.

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Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.

Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?

Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

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I LOVE S




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Post by ujala » Mar 12, 2009

:) Excellent Jocks

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Post by editorawais » Mar 12, 2009

gr8....

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Post by srabon » Mar 28, 2009

excellent.

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