A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook
Cookies
____________ _________ _______
I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw .
____________ _________ _______
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said " this butter's bitter!
But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some
Better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so
'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
____________ _________ _______
Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that
The big black bug bit?
____________ _________ _______
A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug
Back.
____________ _________ _______
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
____________ _________ _______
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
____________ _________ _______
RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB
____________ _________ _______
"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"
____________ _________ _______
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the
Witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
____________ _________ _______
If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or
Slide down the slide- By S.Walton
____________ _________ _______
Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
____________ _________ _______
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .
____________ _________ _______
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
____________ _________ _______
Lala Gope Gappungam Das.
____________ _________ _______
You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!
____________ _________ _______
Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca
Papaya.
____________ _________ _______
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
____________ _________ _______
A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see
Was sea, sea, sea.
____________ _________ _______
A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
____________ _________ _______
Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ...
____________ _________ _______
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
____________ _________ _______
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
Watch?
____________ _________ _______
Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? .
____________ _________ _______
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
____________ _________ _______
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I
Wouldn't have thought so much.
____________ _________ _______
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
Fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
Fellow means?"
____________ _________ _______
How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck
Wood
____________ _________ _______
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
____________ _________ _______
An Ape hates grape cakes.
____________ _________ _______
She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more
____________ _________ _______
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a
Sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
____________ _________ _______
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
____________ _________ _______
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
____________ _________ _______
A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk
Thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
____________ _________ _______
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside
Outside his inside inn.
____________ _________ _______
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the
Doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or
Does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
____________ _________ _______
Baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon
Bamboo, baboon bamboo......
____________ _________ _______
My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.
____________ _________ _______
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne
Throughout Thursday.
____________ _________ _______
Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.
____________ _________ _______
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?
____________ _________ _______
Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies
____________ _________ _______
If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not
Worth noticing.
____________ _________ _______
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy... was he???
____________ _________ _______
How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can
cans.
____________ _________ _______
How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop
wood?
____________ _________ _______
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug
bleed?
____________ _________ _______
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his
Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
____________ _________ _______
Penny's pretty pink piggy bank
____________ _________ _______
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
____________ _________ _______
A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said
the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to
toot?'
____________ _________ _______
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
____________ _________ _______
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
____________ _________ _______
Black bug's blood.
Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.
____________ _________ _______
It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you
off in!
____________ _________ _______
Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
____________ _________ _______
Freshly-fried fat flying fish
____________ _________ _______
Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
____________ _________ _______
Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.
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