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Mix Jokes In Urdu

Post by Junkie92 » Jun 15, 2012 Views: 2308

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay

Pakistan Ko
Aazaad Hue 66
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
Pakistan Ki
Bholi Awam
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS parh
rahi hai...

“Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi …
Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi…
Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k…
Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi…
khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay …
Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi…
Har aik se pucha sabab us kay na milne ka …
Har eik ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi…!!

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Post by AndRoiDeR » Jun 16, 2012

Lolzzzzz ......... Very Funny

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Post by NIDHI GOYAL » Jun 16, 2012

good jokes

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