Marriage jokes

[mariakhan]

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then,
when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!




Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.