laugh a lot

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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes
> but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
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> Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live
without
> brain. Please tell them your age!
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> Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of
> success. FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me.
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> Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
> Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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> Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
> Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan
milta
> hai.
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> Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
> Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
> Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
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> Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone
chhupa
> de.
> Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
> Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
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>
> In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
> Sardar: liquid state.
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> INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it
caught
> fire?
> Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
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>
> Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with
this
> oil?
> Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
> Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
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> Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
> Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
> Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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>
> Two Sardars were walking together.
> 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
> 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
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> PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
> Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
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> Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
> DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
> Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
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