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Postby Alika » Nov 26, 2013 Views: 6909

Interesting Jokes:
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl :lol:

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Postby SpArkliNg AnGel » Nov 27, 2013

:roll:
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Postby couponndeal » Dec 03, 2013

wow I really appreciate sharing this great.

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Postby bevlin761 » Jan 11, 2014

:D VRy interesting to read it :P

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Postby ajaved » Mar 03, 2014

nice dude good sahring

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Postby Jimm » Mar 06, 2014

Nice Joke! Here I want to share a joke about a woman’s prayers; that my friend shared with me during travel to Holland Lake? This made me laugh.
A woman’s prayers: Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength I’ll beat him to death!

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Postby RemoBerg » Apr 11, 2014

nice one, i think you post more joke because its give fun.

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Postby Alizey » Jun 05, 2014

interesting joke which make me happy. here i will share a joke of travel because i like travel and also visit many famous places with a tour.
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?â€￾
Sister: “Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.â€￾
Cop: “Oh sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!
Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful.
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something terrible.
Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119



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