Job as a driver

Post by ar » Dec 10, 2008 Views: 1635

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Santa : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??

How much is DRIVING salary...?

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Santa's theory :

Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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Santa & Banta are driving a Car,

Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working,

He puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

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Santa shouting 2 his girl friend

" u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."