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cuterimza
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cuterimza
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- Posts: 1447
- Joined: Apr 26, 2007
- Location: India
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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...
Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS saim
In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time.
Year........ .....1927. ......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm..... ......... ..Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro......... ...
no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey?
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...
W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND)
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. Smile
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai
whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....
you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !!
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD
Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha
Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS saim
In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time.
Year........ .....1927. ......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm..... ......... ..Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro......... ...
no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey?
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...
W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND)
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. Smile
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai
whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....
you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !!
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD
Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha