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Humor ends here: 100 out of 100

Post by lovedesire » Oct 24, 2008 Views: 2079

Santa & Banta sitting in the bar :
Santa I have lots of family problem:

Banta I will tell you mine first:

I married to a widow (Simran) with a daughter (Preet),
My father married that daughter (Preet),

So my father becomes my son in law,
my daughter Preet becomes my mother,
my wife Simran becomes my grandmother.

More problem occured when I had a son (Tony),
now my son is my mother's (Preet) brother & my uncle ( mama) too.

Situation worsens further when my father had a Son (Billa),
Now my father's son is my brother & my grand son too:

Ultimately I have become my own grand father & grand son.
Santa you were saying you have family problems>>>>>>>
Santa fainted>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


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The moral of Story:

Duniya may kitna gam hai logon kaa gam dekha to may apna gam bool gaya:
Be happy always whenever you have problem just read Banta's problem.

Warning:
Never think of this joke when you are drinking
or never say to friends in cocktail party.


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Post by heart4sale » Oct 24, 2008

Hahahahaha
Grand Great..... :lol:

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