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Hindi Joke On Woman

Post by aashton » Mar 30, 2013 Views: 10010

Hindi Joke On Woman

एक महिला का अपनी नई BMW चलाते समय
एक्सीडेंट हो गया
जब पुलिस आई तो महिला चिल्ला-चिल्ला कर रोते
हुए बोली: "ऑफिसर, मेरी कार!!!"
पुलिस वाला: "मैडम, आप पैसे की चकाचौंध से
अंधी हो गई हैं। आपको अपनी टूटी हुई गाड़ी दिख
रही है लेकिन इस एक्सिडेंट से जो आपका हाथ कट
गया वो नहीं दिखाई देता?"
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महिला ने अपने हाथ की तरफ देखा और जोर से
चिल्लाई: "मेरी रोलैक्स घड़ी!!!"

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Post by chandoo » Mar 30, 2013

nice joke bro...

here is the translation for other members who don't know Hindi..

A woman while driving his new BMW
Accident
When police arrived, the woman screaming - screaming crying
Quote: "Officer, my car!"
Cop: "Madam, from the glare of money
Have become blind. You see your broken car
But this accident was a hand cut off
She has not seen? "
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The woman looked at her hands and loudly
Cried: "My Rolex watch!"

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Post by shero shayari » Aug 12, 2014

Girls r widout brain..

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Post by hops1079 » Apr 28, 2015

shero shayari wrote:Girls r widout brain..
Let me correct you "Stupid Girls r widout brain.."

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Post by RemoBerg » Apr 13, 2016

Nice Joke but not very funny.

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Post by RemoBerg » Apr 13, 2016

Nice Joke but not very funny.

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Post by Sutekh » May 10, 2016

Wow, great..... :D

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Post by SmilePlzz333 » Jun 09, 2016

I think hindi joke was great but its English translation was awesome. Thanks for making people laugh. i am enjoying it.

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Re: Hindi Joke On Woman

Post by shobhituva » Jun 14, 2016

aashton wrote:Hindi Joke On Woman

एक महिला का अपनी नई BMW चलाते समय
एक्सीडेंट हो गया
जब पुलिस आई तो महिला चिल्ला-चिल्ला कर रोते
हुए बोली: "ऑफिसर, मेरी कार!!!"
पुलिस वाला: "मैडम, आप पैसे की चकाचौंध से
अंधी हो गई हैं। आपको अपनी टूटी हुई गाड़ी दिख
रही है लेकिन इस एक्सिडेंट से जो आपका हाथ कट
गया वो नहीं दिखाई देता?"
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महिला ने अपने हाथ की तरफ देखा और जोर से
चिल्लाई: "मेरी रोलैक्स घड़ी!!!"
hahahahahh....actually funny....

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