Height Of Communication - Super Funny

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General Manager to Manager

Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is
when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is
something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for
employees to view the eclipse in the car park. Staff should meet in
the car park at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech
introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information.
Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost.

Manager to Department Head

Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This
will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will disappear
for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with
goggles. The Director General will deliver a short speech beforehand
to give us all some background information. This is not something
that can be seen every day.

Department Head to Floor Manager

The Director General will today deliver a short speech to make the
sun disappear for two minutes in the eclipse. This is something that
cannot be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten
or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.

Floor Manager to Supervisor

Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the Director
General will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen
every day. It will be safe, but it will cost you.

Supervisor to staff

Some staff will go to the car park today to see the Director general
disappear. It is a pity this doesn't happen every day.