Hanso Zara Aur Khilkhila K
:: Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Ovenâ€
Teacher: What are you talking?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.
:: Sardar Apne Beemar Baap SE,
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Bapu:Tenu Maran Tou Baad Dafnaiye Ya Jalaiye ..
Sardar :Putar Mainu Na Pucho Mainu Surprise Dena..

:: Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?