get new messeges for mobile sms by Awais

[awais]

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
.
Nokia - connecting pipals.
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!
Leb-zaros
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A man kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" naina -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u By JaneMaan-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
no cute graphics to send
just a...
caring heart saying...()
REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after
sucking ur blood-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..()
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,()
i'm coming with "candle".. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you()
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you()
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,()
They all really miss you.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few,()
But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When i miss u, i read your sms,
When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes,And..
When i want 2 hear u,()
I throw a STONE over a DOG!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Time Since I Met U,
I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars,()
So,if U Don't Mind.."Sell kar don kia ?"

[Rizwan]

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