Dedicated To All Engineering Students
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just imagine
u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its
night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a
dead body
falls
on u
and
a great light fills
on the building
then
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body.
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What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.
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Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
.
Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
.
Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
.
Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!
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Why I Hate C.I.D
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho .
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The awkward moment when
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz
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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy
Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai
To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti
Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago
Good morng
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Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...
Girl:-What game?
Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek
Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...
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