Flirting Program in C++

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How to make a Flirt Program in C++ ( Computer Humor )

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include <mobile.h>
#include<sms.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady

Main()
{
Goto college;
Scanf("100%" ,&ladies);

If(lady ==Cute)
Line++;
While( !reply )
{

Printf("I Love U");

Scanf("100%" ,&reply);

}

If(reply == "GAALI")
Main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

Else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
Exit(1);


Else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
Lover =Cute ;
Love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}

Goto restaurant;

Restaurant:
{
Food++;
Smile++;
Pay->money = lover->money;
Return(college) ;
}

If(time==2.30)
Goto cinema;

Cinema:
{
Watch++;
If(intermission)
{
Coke++;
Popecorn++;
}