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Post by max.wasim » Dec 08, 2011 Views: 2060

***** Long Story *****

One man had a child

1 year later - man asked the
child-what to gift you?

... child said:-
"ping pong ball"

2'nd b'day-
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball

3rd b'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball

4th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball

5th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball

6thb'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball

24th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball

he got married
at honeymoon

Wife-what do u want?
Husband-ping pong ball

25th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball

26th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball

27th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball

his kids become 15 yrs old
40th bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball

41st b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball

42nd bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball

79th b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball

time for his death
all the people from whom he took
ping pong ball
(Like his Wife, kids and all others)
came to him and asked
Why did you ask for ping pong ball
all the time?

He said give me a ping pong ball
then I will tell you...

Then those people gave him a
ping pong ball

He said when I will be extremely
near to death then I will tell....

During those last moments when
he is about to die
everyone reached him and asked
"tell us why did you ask for ping
pong ball always"?

he said.
I asked for a ping pong ball on my
every b'day because...
...
...
...
...
And he died... before he could tell
the Reason...

What a tragedy!

Don't kill me after reading this :P :P :P
♥ Don't try to be different ,, just be good...
Bcoz now a days just being good is different enough ♥




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Post by dua » Dec 08, 2011

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Post by SHIRIN » Dec 08, 2011

:twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

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Post by AndRoiDeR » Dec 08, 2011

bana diya na mamoon :(

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Post by max.wasim » Dec 08, 2011

Aap mamu bane, Dua aur Shirin kya bani :?:

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Post by Cyra » Dec 08, 2011

jab mai school mai the tab ye story suna k frnd nay pagal banaya tha..
thanks purana yaad karwa dia ap nay.

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Post by AndRoiDeR » Dec 08, 2011

teto wrote:jab mai school mai the tab ye story suna k frnd nay pagal banaya tha..
thanks purana yaad karwa dia ap nay.
Tum school se aesi ho :shock:

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Post by AndRoiDeR » Dec 08, 2011

max.wasim wrote:Aap mamu bane, Dua aur Shirin kya bani :?:
No Comments ..... :!:

Phir koi BhaI Aajayega :lol:

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Post by Cyra » Dec 08, 2011

AndRoiDeR wrote:
teto wrote:jab mai school mai the tab ye story suna k frnd nay pagal banaya tha..
thanks purana yaad karwa dia ap nay.
Tum school se aesi ho :shock:
:twisted:

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Post by AndRoiDeR » Dec 08, 2011

teto wrote:
AndRoiDeR wrote:
teto wrote:jab mai school mai the tab ye story suna k frnd nay pagal banaya tha..
thanks purana yaad karwa dia ap nay.
Tum school se aesi ho :shock:
:twisted:
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