bacha khud se batain kar raha tha..

*Agar meri maa hathni aur baap hathi hota
to main ek chota hathi hota .. :::hahaha..
*Agar maa chirya aur baap chira hotato
main 1 chira hota... :::hahaha.
*Agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
main chota sher hota... :::Hahaha.
driver ko ghussa aa gaya:-
Aur bola agar teri maa kamini
aur baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota ?
bacha: - phir main bus driver hota...
