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An Inter-view

Post by max.wasim » May 14, 2012 Views: 1665

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.Put the elephant in.Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out.Put the deer in.Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen
frm the airoplane. You may leave now :@
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Post by AndRoiDeR » May 16, 2012

Interviewer Ready nahi tha us ko job dene k liye .......... So Simple :D

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Post by Alone Prince » May 16, 2012

AndRoiDeR wrote:Interviewer Ready nahi tha us ko job dene k liye .......... So Simple :D
Aho :D Sala Itnay Ghuma Phira Ke Sawaal Puchega To Ek Sawaal Main To Atak Hi Jana Hai :D
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