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This is Gulf

Post by lovedesire » Nov 18, 2009 Views: 1114

This is Gulf

  • Local calls are free
  • Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too
  • Any building construction finishes in 3 months
  • Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
  • Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
  • Labourers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country
  • Companies can kick out their employees without any reason
  • Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money
  • Cleaners have more Wasta than officers
  • Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner
  • Office boy & Drivers have more influence on Boss than Manager
  • Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm, hot / humid / chilling weather
  • Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere
  • If u can't earn money in the Gulf, u can't earn anywhere in the world
  • In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its sooo fast
  • Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India
  • U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were together
  • Being at home is more painful than being at work
  • Indians appear/pretend to be more religious/God fearing than they really are
  • Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of Salman / Sharukh
  • Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don't understand anything
  • Prostitutes available, but cheaper than beggars
  • Dance Bars and Pubs more than that in B'lore
  • A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters
  • Food/Grocery delivery to the car
  • A Starbucks every 10 meters
  • Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol
  • In one single flate sharing with 5 families
  • A Shopping Mall located every 2 km
  • Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers
  • Getting a license is more difficult than buying a car
  • Smashed cars are more than bugs
  • Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour - 5 Dirham for 2 hours & so on
  • No Queues for women


[h2]TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF:[/h2]

  • GREEN : Signal to go for Indians
  • YELLOW : Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis, Americans, Europeans
  • RED : Signal to go for Kuwaitis, Saudis , Palestinians & Lebanese
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by Amir-07 » Nov 18, 2009

nice one...

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Post by ujala » Nov 18, 2009

kya baat ha

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Nice post

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Post by admin » Nov 18, 2009

very funny and interesting
how much can be called 100% true out of it :P

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Post by Paras » Nov 18, 2009

too good

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