Slow poison ( SHORT SMS )

[postman]

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka
kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund
rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner
pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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