A definition of globalization.....................

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A definition of globalization.....................

Post by kajnh » Jul 04, 2009 Views: 1037

Finally,
a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:



Question:

What is the truest definition of Globalization ?


Answer :
Princess
Diana's
death.



Question :
How come?




Answer :

An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,
driving a


German
car

with a
Dutch engine,


driven
by a Belgian


who was
drunk


on
Scottish whisky,


followed
closely by


Italian
Paparazzi,


on
Japanese motorcycles;


treated
by an American doctor,
using


Brazilian
medicines.

This is
sent to you by


a
Pakistani,


using
American
Bill Gate's technology,


and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,


that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a


Korean
monitor,

assembled
by


Bangladeshi
workers


in a
Singapore plant,


transported
by Pakistani
truck drivers,


hijacked
by Indonesians,


unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... .
.
.
.
.
.

That, my friends,
is Globalization
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Post by chandoo » Jul 04, 2009

really great.

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Post by kajnh » Jul 04, 2009

Thanks ! Chandoo Dear 8)
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Post by sunny » Jul 04, 2009

Hmm.. Nice!

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Post by kajnh » Jul 04, 2009

Thanks ! Sunny 8)
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Post by pgpapupg » Jul 06, 2009

well sent man

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Post by admin » Jul 06, 2009

:lol: nice one
simplified definition of globalization ;)

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Post by kajnh » Jul 07, 2009

pgpapupg wrote:well sent man

Thank you ! pgpapupg :wink: 8)
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Post by kajnh » Jul 07, 2009

admin wrote::lol: nice one
simplified definition of globalization ;)

Thank you ! Dear Admin ! :wink: 8)
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